Because voicemail doesn't seat tables.
Every Missed Call is Money Walking Out the Door
Guests don’t wait. They call, they hear voicemail, and they move on – to the spot down the street.
That’s a lost table, lost ticket, and maybe even a 1-star review.
You’ve got a million things happening in the kitchen, the floor, and the books. But the phone? The phone doesn’t care. It just keeps ringing.
Stop missing calls. Start booking tables. Simple as shit.
Meet the Hostess who Never Quits
AI Hostess answers every call – 24/7.
She books the resos, logs the details, and makes sure no guest gets sent to voicemail.
No training. No turnover. No attitude.
Just calls answered, guests seated, and revenue protected.
The hostess that never calls in sick, never forgets to smile, and actually answers the damn phone.
How it Works (it's stupid simple)
- Fill out the form.
Tell us your restaurant’s name, number, and a few details. Takes 2 minutes. - Forward your phone.
One quick change – your calls route to AI Hostess. Guests won’t know the difference (except someone finally answers). - Boom, you’re live. Reservations logged, calls answered, no more voicemail bullshit.
You're live as fast as you can forward your number.
You Already Know This is True:
- “Every time I send a caller to voicemail, I can hear the sound of money sprinting out the door.” – Some tired-ass GM chain-smoking out back
- “The phone rings during Friday dinner rush? Might as well just light a $100 bill on fire.” – Line cook who’s seen some shit
- “You don’t answer, they don’t book. They don’t book, they don’t come back. Simple math, dumbass.” – Blunt old-school owner
- “If the hostess misses one more call, I swear I’m hiring a golden retriever instead.” – Fed-up operator, probably serious
- “You think voicemail is your friend? Try explaining that to the Yelp review roasting your ass.” – Server who’s over it
- “If a robot can answer better than my staff, screw it — give me the robot. At least it doesn’t call off on Saturday night.” – Owner who’s officially over it
AI Hostess fixes it – simple as shit.
Pricing
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Standard - AI Hostess
✔ Every call picked up, no missed customers
✔ 2-way text for confirms & cancels
✔ “Never miss a reservation” guarantee
Save $3–5k/month in labor costs
Setup & Integration - $250
Monthly Rate - $250/month
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Premium - AI Hostess + Confirmation
✔ Every call picked up, no missed customers
✔ 2-way text for confirms & cancels
✔ “Never miss a reservation” guarantee
✔ Auto-confirmation calls & texts – no-show rate slashed
Save $3–5k/month in labor costs plus reduce no-shows
Setup & Integration - $500
Monthly Rate - $500/month
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Referral Bonus
Send us another operator. For every referral who signs up, you get 10% off your monthly bill.
No limits. Discounts stack. Bring in enough, and your AI Hostess could run completely free. -
Multi-Location Operators
Run more than one spot? Each restaurant needs its own AI Hostess (every location has different hours, managers, specials).
Instead of nickel-and-diming, we just give you a break:
- 10% off your total bill if you add a second location.
- 15% off if you add three or more.
Simple. One account, one bill. Every location gets its own Hostess.
- 10% off your total bill if you add a second location.
Simple. Flat. No Contracts. No Hidden Fees.
Don't wait until you're paying double. Reserve your spot now.
❓ FAQ
Q: Do I need new hardware for this?
Nope. Just forward your current number to ours. You’re live as fast as you can forward your line. Reservations get sent to your email.
Q: Will I lose my phone number?
No. Guests still call your number. We just pick it up first, handle what we can, and pass along the rest.
Q: What happens if AI Hostess can’t handle the call?
It forwards straight to you (or whoever you want). We don’t leave guests hanging.
Q: How hard is setup?
Fill out one form, forward your number, done. Most operators are live in under an hour.
Q: What if my hours or specials change?
Fill out a quick update form, it’s live instantly. Takes 2 seconds.
Q: Is this replacing my staff?
Nope. Think of it as backup. Your hostess focuses on guests in front of them, AI Hostess handles the phones.
Q: How do payments work?
Flat monthly fee. No hidden charges, no nickel-and-diming. Cancel anytime.
Q: What about after-hours calls?
We capture them all. That 2am reso request? Waiting for you in the log next morning.
Q: Does this work if I have multiple locations?
Yes. Each location needs its own setup since every spot has different hours, specials, and managers.
Q: Can I try it before I commit? Yep. Call the demo line and hear it for yourself.
Congrats - Your Voicemail Just Cost You Another Star
Operators don't have time for phone tag. Guests don't either. AI Hostess ends that circus.
Have Questions? Email us.